10) "You can think and you can fight, but the world's always movin', and if you wanna stay ahead you gotta dance."
--The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents

9) "A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores."
-- The Fifth Elephant

8) "Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men!"
-- Thief of Time

7) "It is the fate of all banisters worth sliding down that there is something nasty waiting at the far end."
-- Maskerade

6) "Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions. People die, and nothing changes."
-- Night Watch

5) "Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."
-- Jingo

4) "Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk [...]"
-- Feet of Clay

3) "Chain-mail isn't much defence against an arrow. It certainly isn't when the arrow is being aimed between your eyes."
-- Lords and Ladies

2) "Real children don't go hoppity-skip unless they are on drugs."
-- Hogfather

1) "You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look."
-- Small Gods